(insert cool name)

caelumism:

I see you, Boner.

(Source: tigericejenkins)

caelumism:

followthesoundstoacathedral:

so I was trying to jack it on my bed but I got tired of it and just couldn’t bust and was laying on my bed nude (STILL WITH A BONER, HOLDING IT) AND THEN MY STEPDAD WALKS IN ASKING FOR THE FUCKING DETERGENT AND THEN SEES ME WHAT THE FUCCKK

uh rofl

(via tigericejenkins)

singthiswithme:

isetfiretothemaine:

There’s this guy who goes to my school and I have no idea who he really is but he comes in dressed up as Jack Sparrow like 3 or 4 days a week and today I was in the computer lab and he sits next to me and opens google and writes ‘where is the Black Pearl’ and clicks enter and then he just gets up and runs out.

omg

(via j-moriarty)

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thebritishteapot:

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